By now you've probably heard ...
Sarah Palin and the 1st Dude were riding along on an Interstate in Ohio, listening to the radio, and caught their favorite show, Rush Limbaugh.
Sarah was horrified to hear Rush shouting
Obama is a socialist. A SOCIALIST.
If we elect Barack Obama, America will become a SOCIALIST nation.
Sarah being Sarah, she did what any good American in an American part of America would do . . .
In a strong response in support of Limbaugh's concern, Palin added some new buzz to her upcoming speech
Everybody's saying America will be a social-less nation if Barack Obama is elected. I say that's super plumb spanking wrong, the wrong direction for us real Americans, you betcha. It's anti-American.
Vote for me, Sarah Palin, and for my bus mate, John McCain and the elite media will get an Alaskan knuckle sandwich. A moose sandwich, something new for all those commies. Swallow that Katie Couric.
We've always been a social nation.
Hey, remember those patriots that threw the Boston Tea Party ? I remember reading about that as I'm sure most of you real Americans in this real part of America do.
My tongue-speaking, witch-hunting church is not just a religious experience, it's social. We network. We meet people and let them feel better and stuff. And we get rid of the witches. Barack Obama will make us a social-less country. Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan. Can I ever say Ronald Reagan enough ?
So if Barack Obama and Joe not-a-plumber Biden, get the joke, he's not a plumber like Joe the Plumber, he's a Senator, icky poo and thinks he smart and stuff. The elite media, the media elite and of course our friends at Fox News, you won't hear about it unless it's Sean cause he understands the patriots at the Boston Tea Party. Those real Americans that had a real party with tea and stuff.
In a Palin/McCain administration, America will not be a social-less country. Never. I'll show you how it's done. Even moose hunting with my five year old is a social event. Fulfilling when you see the moose dead as a doornail and stuff and you never know who you might meet in the woods.
America a Social-less Country? I remember my days at Northern Central Lower Valley Riverside University. We were real Americans with a dream and we partied. Isn't that what American stands for ? Social-less, come on.
A Palin/McCain administration will show America how to party. I may be returning most of the $150,000 wardrobe, but I'm keeping one pair of boots. What's three thousand dollars to prove to Barack once and for all that these boots are Go Go Boots and they'll walk all over you.
Social-less, are you stupid ?